does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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