was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
we should paint friendship bongs
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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