I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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