She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
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Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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