Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
