absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
