so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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