some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I AM VODKA MAN
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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