There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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