chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
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My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I still have a little drunk in my system
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
The air taste purple.
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