Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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