Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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