a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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