I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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