We won't sleep together?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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