I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
nutella sex= disaster
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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