Non-Jews are for practice
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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