Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
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all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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