He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I think a kid would responsible me up
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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