pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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