brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You can't motorboat a personality
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Operation Purity has been aborted
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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