I just cut my nipple shaving
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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