She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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