So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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