Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
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I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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