Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
So. Much. Porn.
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