is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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