I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Randomize
