Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?