WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
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Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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