Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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