my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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