Whoa Z and x make the same sound
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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