I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
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I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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