Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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