I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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