i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Randomize
