It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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