when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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