Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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