I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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