You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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