I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
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I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
ok first of all what the fuck
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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