another moral hangover. fuck.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
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He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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