And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
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I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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