this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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