it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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