clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
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I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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