Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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