Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My balls are so social today.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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