I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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