watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
where does the pee come out of this thing
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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