Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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