You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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